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Dx My Dog

Once upon a time, I had the greatest dog ever. Then she died. After that, despite much prayer and deliberation, we had a string of not-so-great dogs. For the purposes of this writing, I shall call them The One Who … Continue reading

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To My 8-Year-Old Self

Dear 1985 Lisa, This is going to be a big year! In a few months, you’ll be moving to a new state. Everyone will say you talk funny, but that’s okay, they all talk funny too. The first kids you … Continue reading

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The Freaks Come Out at Night

It was my first time living alone. I could sit on my balcony with my dying plants and read all night if I wanted to. I could let my dirty dishes pile up in the sink until there was nothing … Continue reading

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My Dog Ate My Christmas Tree

This Christmas will forever be remembered as The Year the Dog Ate Our Christmas Tree. Okay, so technically he didn’t eat the tree, just the ornaments. And technically, he didn’t eat them, just knocked them to the ground and shattered … Continue reading

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